when people say “present” instead of here during attendance
(Source: googlepirate, via macandesh)
The Seven Shittiest Sins
| Greed: | I want shit |
| Envy: | I want your shit |
| Wrath: | I'm going to wreck your shit |
| Lust: | I'm into some freaky shit |
| Gluttony: | This is some tasty shit |
| Sloth: | I don't feel like doing shit |
| Pride: | I am the shit |
Favorite Titanic scenes: “So, you wanna go to a real party?”
Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party.
both ways he ends up dead in the water
and doesn’t get the girl
Or an oscar.
but i mean.. look at those eyes
tumblr what the hell youre terrible
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it’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager
(Source: bilboh, via tamil-magal)
